Since 1989, Bartholomew J. Simpson has been America’s favorite big brother. A perpetually 10-year-old boy with a heart of gold and the irresistible urge to ruin everything in his path, Bart is best known for his antics, but can also hold his own when it comes to delivering classic one-liners. These classic Bart Simpson quotes prove that he’ll always be capturing America’s hearts and shorts:
Four Thirty in the Morning
Four Thirty in the Morning
To start Press Any Key
Affiliated with Satan
People will respect you
The Birth of Santa?
Don't call me a chick
You're turning me into a criminal
Kids can be cruel
Met one nice french person
Easiest way to get what I wanted
Wars: The Force Awakens
Look At Me
Oh, My God. Me Too
Ten-Year Old Boy
Hey, Cool. I'm dead
Even Me?
Oooh That's Better
But I can't think of a way to finish that sentence
You're talking about a trough
Monday. Here we go again
You're fat
Nothing you say can upset us
Ohhhh, My Ovaries!
Priceless like a mother's love
I washed myself with a rag on a stick
They've voting Republicans
I know of them
There's only one thing to do at moment like this!
Making teenager depressed
Thanks for nothing
Which one is your favorite?
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