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25+ Hilarious Bart Simpsons Quotes From Old El Barto Himself

Since 1989, Bartholomew J. Simpson has been America’s favorite big brother. A perpetually 10-year-old boy with a heart of gold and the irresistible urge to ruin everything in his path, Bart is best known for his antics, but can also hold his own when it comes to delivering classic one-liners. These classic Bart Simpson quotes prove that he’ll always be capturing America’s hearts and shorts:

Four Thirty in the Morning


 To start Press Any Key
 Affiliated with Satan
 People will respect you
 The Birth of Santa?
 Don't call me a chick
 You're turning me into a criminal
 Kids can be cruel
 Met one nice french person
 Easiest way to get what I wanted
 Wars: The Force Awakens
 Look At Me



 Oh, My God. Me Too
 Ten-Year Old Boy
 Hey, Cool. I'm dead
 Even Me?
 Oooh That's Better
 But I can't think of a way to finish that sentence
 You're talking about a trough
 Monday. Here we go again
 You're fat
 Nothing you say can upset us
 Ohhhh, My Ovaries!
 Priceless like a mother's love

 I washed myself with a rag on a stick
 They've voting Republicans
 I know of them
 There's only one thing to do at moment like this!
 Making teenager depressed



 Thanks for nothing
 Which one is your favorite?

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