Before we can gift our loved ones a Starbucks gift card or fancy-ish candle while getting drunk on eggnog, we have to survive the holiday everyone loves to hate: Thanksgiving. Check out these fifty-seven hilarious thanksgiving tweets that will give you a fighting chance at living through all of that quality family time!:
Barbecue
Black Families
You a child of God So Go
Christmas Lights
How was your thanks..
Builds time machine
Me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives
I never understood
Happy Saddest day to eat at subway
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone
What's for thanksgiving
Remember last year when you were four hours late?
A pretty safe bet this Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving day buffet
Shit in one guest toilet
No rule against wearing old Halloween Costume
Family Thanksgiving
You don't need thanksgiving to hate your family
What in the hell was I thinking?
Many of them will have a second life on Instagram
Just try it
When you're ready to eat on Thanksgiving
For those of you who are alone on thanksgiving
Thankful on thanksgiving
What are we all doing
Probably a scene
Since last year's thanksgiving mass sms
Saved for special occasions
Mother turkeys sings to their youngs
Crumbs on me for the next seven to ten working days
Describing what technically constitutes a proper noose
Obama Carving Turkey
Did you have a great thanksgiving?
Argue over the pronunciation of pecan pie
The Pilgrims didn't eat pizza
Presidential
If you didn't see a racist uncle
Remember not to ruin everyone's Thanksgiving
Stay in shape
Thanksgiving Party
Painted with all the colors of wind
Sly On Thanksgiving
I like to host thanksgiving
Look at the people in the room with you
Wanted
Every thanksgiving
Lifehack
Stops at McDonald's to pre-game on the way to thanksgiving dinner
Your sweet preschooler
We live in BLACK FRIDAY
Thigh gap looking fresh
Who's ready for the dinner?
Why does everyone wait until thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody
The venn diagram of people who calls thanksgiving "Turkey Day"
What'd you learn about today?
I hope my dad doesn't ask about
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